Mike's top five

Welcome to November! Mike's top five signs it is November.
#5. Leafs almost mathematically eliminated from the playoffs..
#4. Almost paid off all the bills from last Christmas.
#3. Your favourite radio station has almost run out of free trips to give away.
#2. Waking up at 4am, it's dark – waking up after your nap at 4pm, it's dark, has morning show people showing up at work at the wrong time.. though this is funny for most people at work, the humor is lost on us..
#1. Twelve band aids later, you finally got the poppy on your coat. When are they going to make a Velcro poppy!

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